Ventiak - an island somewhere in the brain

Warning!

21 May 2007

This site has been closed down by the Department of Productivity and Sanity.

Visitors are warned that the site is dangerous. It contains material that may lead to loss of drive and ambition and addictions that may weaken resolve and prevent you from reaching your highest goals.

BE WARNED!

READ NO FURTHER!

The Chief Inspector of Inspirational Internet Content has classified this site as a P2 intellectual hazard under the Advancement of Creative Industries Act 2007. Specifically, it contravenes s.36(b), which proscribes...

'...any image, text, depiction or symbolic representation which proclaims, suggests or implies that every individual in society should not strive to reach his or her full potential in the interests of self-fulfilment and the greater economic and cultural good of the community.'

This site has contravened this section of the Act in the following manner:

It has portrayed Art as useless when it clearly makes a major contribution to the economy.
It has presented as worthy of emulation people who have nothing better to do than discuss the probability of spotting a certain car number plate.
It has suggested that working harder and striving for perfection is just too tiring.
It propounds the invidious doctrine of Teapot Buddhism.
It mocks the Associate Minister for Arts, Culture and Heritage.
It has indulged in tiresome philosophical analysis and idle speculation, which have no practical use whatsoever.

Be warned! Enter at your own risk!